Dad being gay on HARRY STYLES

harrysdickride:

IMAGINE: I’m so funny. I KNOW.

Me: Dad, I’m pregnant. I’m sorry.

Dad: Dafuq, you kidding me? How could you do this? Are you outta your mind? I’m gonna disown you.

Me: But Dad, he’s hot.

Dad: Well, does your “hot” thingy can feed you and your future kid? Who the fuck is that guy and…

wildwilkinson:

"Oh how I love his teeth. 
 Oh his hair,  
 how I love his hair. 
 His face is so perfect,  
 and I just want him in my bed tonight.  
 Yeah 
 Cameron Dallas,  
 he’s my boyfriend,  
 oh I love him so.  
 You can’t have him  
 cause he’s all my own,  
 it’s Cameron Dallas.” 🌸
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wildwilkinson:

"Oh how I love his teeth.

 Oh his hair,

 how I love his hair.

 His face is so perfect,

 and I just want him in my bed tonight.

 Yeah

 Cameron Dallas,

 he’s my boyfriend,

 oh I love him so.

 You can’t have him

 cause he’s all my own,

 it’s Cameron Dallas.” 🌸

Reblog and add your fav 🌻